Recap Of Baddies Gone Wild: Cancun — Episode 6: “ A Rolling Baked Potato”
Recap Of Baddies Gone Wild: Cancun — Episode 6: “A Rolling Baked Potato”
Hey, guys! This is Liz the Pinknarcologist, ready to recap this show. Are you ready? Let’s get started!
The show starts off where it left off, with CeRose having her meltdown and the house in chaos after all of the fighting.
Well, CeRose wants to fight Jayda, and security isn’t letting her.
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Bando is in her room pondering why Liddy snuck Kayyy. She says Liddy was planning to sneak Red Rose, so Liddy is lame. Well, Bando, I be forgetting you are on the show, so…yeah, there is that…
Kayla says she understood the mistake and that maybe Liddy really did get Kayyy and Red Rose mixed up. What reason did Liddy have to sneak Kayyy? None! So I believe Liddy. Leave a comment letting me know your opinion.
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CeRose is telling BP why she wants to fight Jayda. In her confessional, CeRose lets us know that at this point, she needs to relax and chill.
Liddy feels bad for sneaking Kayyy. Liddy keeps calling Red Rose “Rattitouille.” That’s her new name for her, lol.
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Kayyy wonders aloud to Bando and Kayla what made BP and Honeey fight when they were acting like their beef was squashed. They all want to see those two fight again.
Right on cue, they hear Honeey in the yard, still calling BP outside to fight. Matter of fact, she wants to line it up with CeRose, Liddy, AND BP.
Well, this recap will get redundant if I don’t hurry us along, so let me give you the prevailing theme: now the girls are sounding a bit delusional. All of a sudden, the story is that CeRose only became active because Liddy arrived?
Nope. I could’ve sworn CeRose fought Kayla and Caribbean and was trying to fight Jayda. Am I delusional, or are these girls getting things misconstrued?
Basically, it’s CeRose, BP, and Liddy against the whole house…
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Jayda is in a dark room, ranting and raving. In the confessional, she tells us these girls have pulled her out of character. Nobody knows what this woman has been battling. You never know what someone is going through or has been through. She says she beat a charge that could’ve meant 30 years in prison…
Whoa!
A female producer comforts Jayda while she cries and talks about the problems she has been facing lately. And who knew? Hearing her explain that she lost everything makes her protectiveness over her belongings make more sense to me.
She also shares that she has battled PTSD stemming from domestic violence. And I felt sad for her as she sat there weeping. She says she is happy to be on the show, but she doesn’t know what to look forward to when she leaves. Her life is upside down.
Well, I know I talk mess, but this is a real moment.
Jayda, keep reaching for something better. It’s the only recourse we have when our life is a mess and we feel like we are drowning… Reach out for something better and keep reaching until better comes…
Jayda goes to talk to her mother on the phone, and it calms her down.
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Liddy threatens Red Rose while she is trying to get some breakfast. Well, what did Liddy do that for? Because now Red Rose is in her room screaming in response to Liddy, who is in her room screaming that she and Red Rose need to fight again, and Red Rose says she is not going to.
But Red Rose is being overly dramatic, socking walls… Wait…hold up. Why not just sock Liddy, Red Rose? This is stupid. Red Rose is jumping up and down talking about she is about to spaz out…
Between all the weeping and crying, the house is starting to resemble the mental ward. Liddy is saying she wants to fight the whole house. Well, Naj just wants Liddy to fight her. Naj tries to run up on Liddy, but of course, security stops her.
Well, while Naj and Red Rose are crashing out, Liddy is in her room laughing at them.
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BP is the only one in the room, asleep, when Jayda walks in with security, claiming she left her blanket. While she is in there, she rips down Liddy’s poster while BP and security aren’t looking. She rips the poster up and throws it in the fountain.
Nighttime…
CeRose finds out Jayda got all her stuff out of the room and is “couch hopping.” So CeRose goes and gets Liddy’s mattress out of the bushes. She writes on it, intending for Jayda to see it. CeRose jokes that the mattress can now be Jayda’s bed. She pulls the mattress into the house and lays it in the fountain with a disrespectful message written on it intended for Jayda.
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BP and CeRose let Liddy know that Jayda was able to come back to the room with security to get her stuff, but in the process, Jayda took Liddy’s poster. And Liddy is wondering who Jayda is screwing that she has all this protection from security. So Jayda is able to argue with Liddy and say all types of disrespectful things but not get touched…
Interesting.
Next, China claims she overheard Bratt talking about her. So now these two are probably going to fight again.
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Jayda announces to security that she left her soap in the room she used to share with BP, Liddy, and CeRose, but now they aren’t so quick to let her get it. Remember what happened when she said she just needed to get her blanket, lol. So now Jayda is screaming about her soap and yelling that the other girls need to get out of the room because they are using her soap.
Jayda gets ahold of CeRose’s poster, rips it up, and throws it outside to blow in the wind. She then walks outside and, from the sliding glass door, threatens BP, Liddy, and CeRose, telling them to get the “f**k out her room.” They all laugh at her.
Jayda goes and puts on a black mask because she is on bulls***. Well, so is CeRose, who puts on her shoes in anticipation of a fight.
So…remember, Jayda has been kicked out of her old room and is now staying with Red Rose. CeRose and BP head to the room where Jayda, Red Rose, and Naj are hanging out. Liddy stays behind, waiting for her moment to sneak in…
Jayda is in there wearing the black mask and twerking. Red Rose and Naj are sitting and talking. They’re all unsuspecting, just chilling.
BP stands at the door while CeRose goes inside, saying she needs to talk to Red Rose. Naj immediately tells them both to get out. CeRose insists she just wants to talk, but Naj starts ushering her outside. Remember, Jayda is in there, and Naj senses this conversation would be better had somewhere else.
That’s when Liddy sneaks into the room and attacks Jayda, who, despite having on her black mask, is not ready.
Naj immediately dives on Liddy, and CeRose comes to help. Security, BP, and Red Rose converge on the melee. Now it’s a brawl, with security trying to separate everyone while Liddy and Jayda are locked together on the floor.
The other girls hear the commotion and run down to the room, thinking CeRose and Liddy are in there jumping girls. Honeey runs into the room and swings on CeRose. They try to fight, but security intervenes. Security has Naj, and she is going crazy because she feels violated that CeRose and BP entered the room.
BP doesn’t understand why Honeey is trying to fight CeRose when her real issue is with BP. She calls Honeey out into the yard to fight, and they do.
Then Kayla calls CeRose out for the one-on-one. They start fighting, and other girls rush in to jump CeRose.
Now remember the house rule of no jumping? Well, Red Rose announces they are done with that rule…
Oh, so now you are a house of punks? Yeah, I’m not with the jumping. I feel only weak individuals have to jump. I’d rather get my face stomped into hamburger than be on national TV jumping girls. Only punks and cowards have to double-team.
Caribbean jumps into Kayla and CeRose’s fight. BP tries to stop her, but Caribbean swings on BP, and now those two are going at it.
And for some reason, Bando tries to swing on BP too? Why, Bando? I mean, I forget you are even on the show. Is this how you want to leave your mark? You don’t even have an issue with BP.
Caribbean and BP square up and fight, and Honeey tries to jump BP.
Then Caribbean squares up with CeRose for the one-on-one.
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In the house, Jayda is trying to get to Liddy to get her get-back for Liddy sneaking her in the room, but security is stopping her.
Naj goes into the room and throws CeRose’s clothes and mattress onto the floor. She pours water and juice on Liddy’s bed in retaliation for Liddy coming into her room.
Bratt runs up on China, and they start fighting. Security breaks it up. So now China and Bratt go outside to run that again.
Then BP takes the opportunity to run up on Bando…and yawl, BP mopped little Bando up. Bando talking about she needs that. Nope, you don’t. You really, really don’t, lol.
Liddy catches Naj, who wasn’t exactly hiding, coming out from destroying the room, and they fight. And this is the one time the Liddy Lock worked. Liddy has Naj on the ground in a vicious headlock, delivering socks to the head. Jayda and Red Rose rush in to help Naj, but security is already doing their job breaking it up. As they get it broken up, Liddy gets a clean shot and socks Jayda in the face…
Outside, Bratt and China are fighting again.
Caribbean fights BP again, and little Bando runs up to jump in but gets caught by security before she can really get into their fight. Caribbean grabs BP by her bonnet and slings her onto the grass—hence the title… “A Rolling Baked Potato…”
Cute.
CeRose and Honeey fight again. Security breaks it up, and they are sitting there arguing when BP runs up and delivers a diabolical punch to an unsuspecting Honeey…
The other girls see this and start rushing to fight BP and CeRose.
China asks Bratt why she snuck her when she could have just asked for the fade… So Kayyy asks China if she still needed it with Kayyy, and of course China does not, lol.
But China knows you can only duck so many times before it’s obvious she is scared of Kayyy, so she squares up with her. And Bratt jumps in. It’s broken up, but they go again. And China, you did OK, so I don’t know why you be acting so scary!
Red Rose fights BP. The other girls try to jump in but can’t because security is there.
CeRose’s issue is that Red Rose said CeRose needed a clique. Well, she doesn’t. She out here fighting and getting jumped all by her lonesome. CeRose and Red Rose run it again. Red Rose wants to do it again and again, but CeRose is tired.
BP has a black eye that’s swollen shut, thanks to Caribbean, who is popping it at BP and CeRose. Liddy’s stuff is destroyed by Naj. Bratt is sad China ripped up her wig.
Whew! A lot is going on, so forgive me if I didn’t get all the sneaks and the fights… This is crazy!
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An unhinged Jayda still has on her black ski mask, acting like she has lost her mind. She says the girls are not playing fair, and she got something for them… Uh-oh!
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The girls are pondering how they got to this point of chaos. Naj says she had BP and CeRose heading out the door before Liddy snuck into the room. To Naj, it was a setup: Liddy used them as a distraction to attack Jayda.
And once again, the narrative is that CeRose and BP are only active because Liddy is in the house…
How does the episode end?
China and Bratt fight again!
The fans have been voting, so I will too! My vote for “Most Valuable Baddie” goes to CeRose. Who gets your vote? Are you watching the show? Make sure you check back—I’m recapping this season. What are your thoughts?
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