Recap Of One Mo’ Chance Season 2 Episode Five: “THE KNOCKOUT ROUND”

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Episode Five: “THE KNOCKOUT ROUND”

Okay, last episode left off with Skittlz attacking Shyne for absolutely no reason, and now we are back tuning in because we want to know why. And this better be good, Skittlz, because let me tell you something about me: I can’t stand a bully.

Yodela had already beat this girl senseless, so why attack when you got no beef, and the girl clearly got those hands and feet put on her by Yodela? This explanation better make sense because I’m mad you fooled me. I didn’t think you would do that. Nobody did.

So when Skittlz explains why in her confessional, it was basically because she didn’t like that Shyne snuck Yodela.

Girl, bye. You sound like you’re in junior high. Talking ’bout you can’t respect that Shyne snuck Yodela, but excuse me, you just did the same thing.

Where I’m from, we give you a fair one. Only in certain instances will we jump in. Yodela would have just had to catch Shyne. The most I would have done was block her from escaping, but there was no need for anyone else to hit the poor girl.

Skittlz is being dragged away by security, and her wig is a mess. Chance is checking on Shyne, who is rightfully upset. It’s bad enough Yodela went straight South Central on dat ass, but Skittlz? There is a special place for women who do what you did.

Ma’am, you are officially on notice. If I liked you before, I don’t now, so watch it. I have no problem getting you together in this triflin’ recap. You’re ratchet, and I will oblige you if you push the issue. This can’t be what they do in New York…

Even Natalie is giving Skittlz the side-eye. Everybody is. It’s just not a good look. The girl was defenseless. Even Natalie feels bad.

Back to the boxing.

Brown Suga vs. Bombshell

The winner is Bombshell.

Bombshell started the fight windmilling and ends up losing her balance. I must admit, Brown Suga got them hands, but Bombshell gave it right back. It was a close fight, so Chance wants the crowd to decide who won.

When Chance calls Bombshell “Flatback,” she twerks her flat booty and hits a split.

Lol. Flat booties matter. Let’s start a hashtag.

Ha! Get it, Bombshell. Brown Suga, not to be outdone, is on her knees twerking her booty. Now THAT is a booty!

Bad & Bougie vs. Skittlz

The winner is Bad & Bougie.

Bad & Bougie is trained in boxing, and Skittlz is a street fighter. Skittlz overheard Bad & Bougie calling her names over putting hands on Shyne, so now it’s up.

Bad & Bougie may be short, older, and bougie, but out of all the ladies, she can actually box. Skittlz did hold her own, though. Her helmet shifts, and according to her, she couldn’t see, but she kept right on swinging.

Why?

Because it’s a fight. Chance breaks them up. He says there is no punching people into the ropes.

Round Two, they end up on the floor fighting their patooties off! Now THAT was a fight.

Whew!

Skittlz’s helmet once again gets turned, and she can’t see. Her crew in the house is getting mad. Bad & Bougie is working Skittlz over. She is putting hands and feet on the young lady.

Yodela almost jumped in, but if you really rep OUR city, we only rat-pack in certain situations, and this ain’t one of them.

Chance declares the winner: Bad & Bougie.

Slim vs. Daugh Tee

The winner is Slim.

Slim has beef with Daugh Tee, remember? Plus, she tells Chance that Daugh Tee won’t keep her name out of her mouth. So they square up, and little Slim surprised us all.

Who knew this little package had so much dynamite in it?

Gran Tee is looking on, and she doesn’t like what she sees, lol. Round Two wasn’t much better. Poor Daugh Tee got tossed to the ground, and now Gran Tee is pissed. Security had to climb into the ring to get Slim off Daugh Tee.

Dizaaaam!

Now that was a fight. Chance is trying to calm Gran Tee down because she wants to tell Slim a little sumthin’.

Yeah, Slim did that!

But you know what? Daugh Tee gave Slim a hug.

Why? Because there are no hard feelings. I respect that. I respect that a lot. They had beef, and they settled it in the ring like warriors.

My hat goes off to you two because you actually understood the assignment! Maybe Chance was onto something?

Everybody claps as they embrace, and both apologize to each other for the friction they had in the house. I love when women act like grown women.

Score one for womanhood! Yay!

But yawl are all officially put on notice: Slim got those hands, and she will let them fly, ya dig?

Soulja Girl vs. Smilez

The winner is Soulja Girl.

As soon as they square up, Soulja Girl socks Smilez square in the face. Yeah, this isn’t about being pretty. But I give it to Smilez: she fought back.

It’s okay not to be a fighter, but she didn’t give up, and for that, I will give her props. She didn’t back down. It was a fight, but in the end, she got beat up.

Soulja Girl twerks while Chance checks on Smilez, who has a busted nose. But I give it to her: Smilez is still smiling.

Gran Tee doesn’t have to fight. Well, duh. Who wants to see a grown woman fighting women half her age or even younger? So yeah, we didn’t want to have to see that, even though Gran Tee seems like she could hold her own.

So now that the fighting is over, it’s back to the house because they need to get ready for elimination.

Bye, Natalie. It was nice seeing you again!

Back at the House…

It’s elimination time. The ladies line up and wait for Chance.

Chance tells us and the girls that he is disappointed none of them have come by his room for a private visit. He says Wap Wap is the only one who showed love when she put the gift by his door. He thanks her for the attention she has shown him.

Shyne is absent from elimination. She is recuperating from the beatdown Yodela gave her, lol.

Dizaaaam!

Chance feels so bad that Shyne gets a pass from elimination. She is put up in a hotel. The way she was talking, who knew Shyne would end up being so soft?

Soulja Girl Gets Her Hat

Soulja Girl is the first he calls up. He tells her she hasn’t been stepping up enough and has been playing the background. He asks her if she is really here for him.

Um, Chance, didn’t you see how she beat the snot out of Smilez, who she has absolutely no beef with, just for your love? And here you are questioning if she is here for you?

Duh, she is beating girls up. She’s here for you, dude.

In the end, he gives her the well-deserved hat.

Gran Tee Is Eliminated

Chance eliminates Gran Tee because he feels she is only there to watch Daugh Tee’s back.

Aaaaaw! I liked Gran Tee.

Bye, Gran Tee. Thanks for repping for the grown ladies.

Muah!

Wap Wap Makes Accusations About Biggie

Biggie is called down to the front. Chance tells us Wap Wap has some information about her.

Wap Wap calls Biggie the Whore of Babylon, Mary Magdalene, and a Jezebel.

What the hell is Wap Wap talking about?

Wap Wap clarifies that, according to her, Biggie is not here for him. She says Biggie does a lot of sucking and f***ing.

Chance questions Biggie. How is it she is doing all this sucking, and he never got sucked off once?

My question is, who has she been doing these activities with in the house? The other girls? The security guards? Production? Who is Biggie f***ing? We want to know!

Wap Wap says she is sucking on a man, but she can’t disclose his name. She says it is actually two men.

WTF!

Chance orders Biggie back to the lineup of girls.

Skittlz and Bad & Bougie Argue Again

When Skittlz is called to the carpet, she and Bad & Bougie get into an argument.

Skittlz claims she didn’t get her ass whooped.

Lady, you did, but it’s okay. It happens to the best of them.

Danii Dashian Is Eliminated

In the end, Chance eliminates Danii Dashian, who honestly didn’t seem like she knew who Chance was or was all that interested in being in a competition for his love.

When he tells her he is going to send her back to her “plastic world,” she gets offended, and rightfully so.

She checks him for calling her plastic. Good for you, Danii. Don’t let him disrespect you because he was checking for you either way, so don’t let him be rude to you.

She is not sad to go home because being put on the spot was embarrassing.

Was it me, or did it seem like she wouldn’t have been comfortable with Chance anyway? And Micah didn’t seem to like her either.

Well, bye, Danii Dashian. You didn’t lower your principles in the end, and I don’t think you should be embarrassed by the way you carried yourself.

Bye-bye!

So everybody else got their hat, and we can’t wait for the next episode…

Thank You for Keeping Up with the Recaps

Once again, thank you to everyone who is keeping up with the recaps. I’m trying to get them out before the reunion, and they are somewhat out of sequence, but I’m getting them done!

Shout-out to Chance and Zeus Network for entertaining us throughout this God-awful pandemic. But it seems that, unlike Joseline’s Cabaret Atlanta, I will not be giving you a “special” post for this show because I’m trying to catch up before the reunion.

We will see. Give me a holla if it’s really what you all want. Other than that, expect the next recap soon.

Happy New Year to you all…

What are your thoughts?

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One Mo’ Chance Season 2, Episode Five: “THE KNOCKOUT ROUND”
Originally published on When This Woman Speaks, December 31, 2021. Republished on Pinknarcology with grammar, spelling, punctuation, and formatting corrections and updated branding. The opinions, reactions, and publishing updates reflect the original post.

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