Recap Of One Mo’ Chance Season 2 Episode Nine: “She Wanna Ride It”
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Episode Nine: “She Wanna Ride It”
The episode starts with Chance and Micah discussing the night before and the progress Man-gina made in the house. Chance says Man-gina did a good job, but Micah thinks they still don’t know which of the ladies to keep or get rid of.
Shyne left, and Daugh Tee and Smallz were eliminated, for the reasons we saw last episode. Chance wonders if Biggie can hold it down without Smallz to run behind.
Micah tells Chance that Skittlz never should have gotten a red hat at the elimination ceremony.
Wait, what does Micah have against Skittlz?
Well, however she did it, Chance says he is giving her one mo’ chance.
Micah says that tonight, Skittlz better give it her all. They have a special challenge set up: “The Cowgirl Stripper Challenge.”
Do we care?
They head off to the ranch, wherever that is, lol.
The Ladies Get Ready for the Ranch
Next…
The remaining ladies come out of the house in cowgirl hats and their cowgirl gear. They line up in anticipation.
In the van, the ladies tease Rollie about her interactions with Man-gina the day before. Rollie reminds the girls that she did indeed put Man-gina out of the house.
And she did, remember? Man-gina came right back on in, but Rollie did at some point give him the boot, ha!
Bad & Bougie wonders what Man-gina’s real purpose was in showing up at the house. Was it to help Chance?
Skittlz lets her know that Man-gina came to get under the girls’ skin.
Well, in many cases, he succeeded. Wouldn’t you all agree? Man-gina had a few of the ladies pressed, especially Bad & Bougie.
The ladies wonder what today’s challenge will be.
Rollie heard through the grapevine that they were going to a ranch, and she isn’t pleased. The last time Chance had them go to the ranch for a challenge, she was shoveling horse manure.
Did any of you all catch the first season?
Chance says the ladies have been spending a lot of time in the house, so he wanted to see them get into their cowgirl outfits, come to the ranch, and shake what their mamas gave them.
So now we see him and Micah at a ranch with a field for rodeos and a stripper pole smack dab in the middle of it.
I bet these cameramen are excited. Micah keeps his face covered with a black leather scarf and sunglasses, but I bet he is excited. Chance seems to be excited.
Me? I’m lackluster, lol. Do any of you all care? Drop a comment.
Chance says the girls better show him what they’ve got, or they’ve got to go.
Micah goes to round up the girls.
The Cowgirl Stripper Challenge…
The ladies arrive at the stripper pole, and they seem surprised, but some are excited.
Chance has them line up, then welcomes them to the ranch. He asks if they are happy to be there, and they yell in unison, “Yes!”
He asks if they are ready to dance, and they yell in unison, “Yes!”
Well, let’s see some asses shaking, shall we?
Smilez
Chance is shocked by her performance, and so am I! Smilez comes off really sweet, so who knew she could make her booty clap? He he!
Micah is speechless. But he eventually pulls his scarf down to tell her, “That might not be good enough.”
So even though she delivers a killer cowgirl routine, it may not be enough to keep her in the competition, according to Micah.
And although Chance is impressed by her moves, he tells us in his confessional that Smilez should have cracked her ass the way she does on her OnlyFans.
Sigh.
Slim
I am shocked right along with Chance at how Slim works the pole. Then she comes down and twerks on Chance, lol.
Chance asks why he had to bring her to the ranch to see that side of Slim.
Micah says if Slim is going to act like that, she needs to stay in her cowgirl boots!
Slim did that.
Bad & Bougie
She comes to the stage with her slow walk, twirling a leather whip, lol.
Yawl already know that Bad & Bougie is always going to be extra as all get out.
She dips it low, and at some point, she unbuttons her shorts and pulls them down because she has to let her matching panties show her behind jiggling.
Like I said, extra as all get out.
Chance runs up and smacks her behind with a leather whip. She comes down to the haystack where Chance and Micah are sitting and twerks on Chance.
Micah tells her she basically earned her red hat. Chance is impressed as well.
Good job, Bad & Bougie.
Biggie
She says she is going to think outside the box and do things the other women don’t think to do.
Well, what innovative, inspiring, unique thing does Biggie do to make herself stand out above the crowd?
Drum roll…
She pours water on herself.
Whomp, whomp.
Girl, shut up. She puts a horse collar around her neck, walks over to Chance, hands him the rope attached to the collar, and gets on her knees.
You know, some real next-level stuff that no other woman would ever think of.
Because most of us would have had more respect for ourselves than to get down into the dirt onto our wet hands and wet knees in booty shorts so a man we barely know can pull us and smack us in a horse collar while we lie in the dirt and twerk, and he smacks us with a whip.
FOH.
Chance is excitedly telling Biggie how she did in the challenge. Biggie, despite supposedly being there for Chance, interrupts him and asks Micah how she did.
Huh?
All Micah knows is that if Chance’s horse ever breaks down, hopefully, he can saddle up Biggie and ride her home.
So, Biggie, did it give what you wanted it to give?
Yodela
Yodela knows she is about to win the challenge.
Why? Because she is a stripper, and she expertly shows Chance and us what she’s got.
At one point, she goes down to the haystack and shoos Micah away, lol. She climbs onto the haystack and twerks on Chance.
The girls seem as excited as Chance, lol.
Chance says he had to set up this challenge just to see this side of Yodela. He tells her he has been waiting the whole season.
Skittlz
Skittlz dances on the pole for two seconds, then immediately goes down to the haystack to dance on Chance because her pants are too confining for us to see her behind shake.
Way to improvise, Skittlz.
She basically manhandles Chance by pulling him closer to her while he is sitting on the stack of hay.
Lol.
The girls are laughing. Chance looks awkward and uncomfortable.
She gets on top of him and pulls her shirt open to reveal her breasts, which are bare except for blue tape covering her nipples.
She begins to ride Chance hard until he abruptly stops her. He feels her breasts and asks, “Hold on, hold on. Are these real?”
He tells us in his confessional that her titties were hard as hell.
Ouch.
Rollie
Rollie twerks.
GOOD LAWD.
Lol.
She forces Chance to sit on the stage that houses the pole, lol. Rollie twerks on him.
This is a mess. The girls are laughing.
Get it, Rollie!
Chance tells Rollie she did well. Micah says he is out of breath looking at her, lol.
Soulja Girl
She unbuttons her booty shorts, bends over, and twerks. Chance runs up and smacks her behind with his whip.
Chance ends up dancing with Soulja Girl, who, just like Biggie, feels the need to twerk while lying in the dirt.
Chance seems to like that she got filthy and got him filthy with her dancing.
Umm, okay.
A Twist Before Elimination
All the girls have danced, and according to Chance, they all did great. But Chance delivers a twist.
They are not heading back to the house for eliminations. They are going to have the elimination ceremony right here at the ranch.
He warns the ladies that they are all facing a lot at this elimination.
Micah says the reason he has been sporting the black leather mask for most of the night is that he is short on words. He says tonight is a big night, and a lot of people will be going home.
Yeah, half of the remaining ladies will be eliminated.
Are you wondering who will be cut? Who is your favorite of the remaining ladies?
Chance says that after this elimination ceremony, the ladies who remain will be going with him to another house.
He tells the ladies he will see them in a minute, and they disperse. I guess they are going to get as cleaned up as they can without being able to go home, shower, and change clothes.
Sigh.
The Ranch Elimination Ceremony
The remaining girls nervously line up. Chance comes out to stand beside Micah and the four remaining red hats.
Chance tells the women that tonight’s elimination is a tough one because he will have to eliminate four of them.
He once again tells them they all did a great job at the challenge. He says he had his mind made up about the direction he would be going, and then they had the challenge. Some of the women did so well that he is now conflicted.
Slim Is Eliminated
The first lady he calls up is Slim. He says he appreciates all the love she has for him and how she fights for his love, but he feels she is too aggressive for him.
He apologizes but eliminates her.
Aaaaw!
Bye, Slim. I like how you didn’t allow people to bully you.
Soulja Girl Gets a Red Hat
Soulja Girl gets a red hat. One thing Chance does express is his concern about being attacked by one of her baby daddies.
Did he just say that to her?
But she is the first lady to get a red hat.
Rollie Gets a Red Hat
Rollie gets a red hat. I must admit, I am surprised.
Chance didn’t seem to look at Rollie as much of a love interest, so I’m wondering if her performance really changed his mind about her, and now he is looking at her as strong competition for these girls.
Meaning, I am wondering if Rollie is a real contender for Chance’s heart, or does he have other motives for keeping her around?
Chance does complain again that he got banged up by her during her cowgirl stripper pole challenge routine.
There are two hats remaining and five ladies left for Chance to choose from.
Biggie Is Eliminated
Chance asks Biggie to come in front of him. He reminds her of all the drama involving her sister and the rumors about other men that have followed her since day one.
She had numerous fights and, for the most part, was a train wreck the whole time she was in the house, so he eliminates her.
I think it is kinda messed up that at one point she calls Smallz a “bitch,” but I guess that is the type of sisters they are. They always seem willing to throw each other under the bus.
Am I the only one who notices that?
Well, she is getting the boot just like her sister did. Chance does let her know that if she can’t be loyal to her own sister, he wonders how she was planning on being loyal to him.
Good point, Chance.
Bye, Biggie. Say hi to Smallz for us!
Yodela Gets a Red Hat
Next, Chance calls down Smilez, who thinks she has a strong connection with him. He has her step back in line.
He has Bad & Bougie step down in front of him. He tells her she did well in the challenge and lets her know he is interested in her. Then he has her step back in line.
He calls Yodela down in front of him. She seems extremely cold and is shivering when he asks her to yodel for him, and she does.
Micah tells her, “That’s the Yodela we remember.”
Chance tells her he saw her heart the other night when she got emotional at the elimination ceremony, and that was the Yodela he remembers fondly.
She tells Chance she took his criticism to heart and showed up to this challenge with a more positive approach.
Apparently, it worked because, just like in the case of Rollie, he gives her a red hat. But first, she tells Chance she has come back this season with improved behavior.
I can see that, and Chance tells her he does appreciate her.
Skittlz Is Eliminated
Chance tells Skittlz she is a beautiful woman and he appreciates her, but at this moment in time, he doesn’t want to taste the flavors.
He eliminates her.
Skittlz walks away, seemingly upset. But she does call back a goodbye to him and Micah, so maybe she is not all that upset.
Bye, Skittlz. It’s been real!
Bad & Bougie Gets the Final Hat
In the end, Bad & Bougie gets the hat over Smilez.
Bye, Smilez. You definitely kept up the positive energy. See you at the reunion!
So I’m buzzing along, getting these posts out, huh? Thanks for rocking with me, and you can expect the next episode recap out in record speed.
Muah!
What are your thoughts?
One Mo’ Chance Season 2, Episode Nine: “She Wanna Ride It”
Originally published on When This Woman Speaks, January 9, 2022. Republished on Pinknarcology with grammar, spelling, punctuation, and formatting corrections, minor wording clarifications, and updated branding. The opinions, reactions, and publishing updates reflect the original post.
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