I’m back to recap “Joseline’s Cabaret Las Vegas.” Are you ready? Let’s get started! Episode Ten: “And the final lady is…” The episode starts with Joseline in a bikini in the pool at the house. She immediately takes off the top so now she is topless. She climbs in the Jacuzzi with her heels on. She says she has been working so hard after her two performances and now she is under the weather. Her voice is scratchy so she is going to enjoy the weather and the pool. She proceeds to take her bottoms off and now she is completely naked in the pool…My question is why you got in the pool with the heels, Joseline! Lol. She says she told Ballistic Beats that he and Lexi Blow will be dealing with the girls today so she can get some relaxation. But rather than drinking hot tea with some honey? Joseline pops a champagne bottle so she can sip champagne in the Jacuzzi. Umm okay. Next… We see Lexi Blow with ReRe, Henny, K.Kapri, and Amber sitting by the pool and she is telling them about th...

I’m back to recap “Joseline’s Cabaret Las Vegas.” Are you ready? Let’s get started! Episode Nine: “The More, The Sexier” The episode starts where it left off last week, with Joseline confronting Chanel Tso. Apparently, Joseline got into it with a producer and the makeup artist. Amber overheard the exchange and told Chanel. Later, when the makeup artist came up in conversation, Chanel called him and repeated what had been said about him—including Joseline saying he talks too much. Did I get it right? If not, correct me in the comments. Either way, Joseline is pissed. In her confessional Chanel says all she was doing was telling the artist to mind his business and because of that Joseline threw apples at her. She really doesn’t feel like she did anything wrong. Joseline is also mad at the makeup artist and she tells him that he does need to mind his business… Wait. I’m confused. Isn’t that what Chanel told him? Why is Joseline so mad? But Joseline is mad at Amber as well. Accor...

I’m back to recap “Joseline’s Cabaret Las Vegas.” Are you ready? Let’s get started! Episode Eight: “What did you say?!” The episode starts in the morning with Joseline in her bedroom having a conversation with Ballistic Beats about the performance the night before. They feel it went so well she might set up residency in Las Vegas that could last a few years. Well if you do decide to set up residency Joseline, I would surely come all the way from Texas and catch a show. Would any of you go see the Puerto Rican Princess in Las Vegas? Joseline says that there will be two more nights where the cabaret will be performing at the club. The goal was to have three shows to determine if there was even enough interest to have a residency. The first show was a major success. Joseline tells Ballistic that someone in the house messed up Amber’s dress before the red carpet event but no one knows who did it. He thinks the girls are crazy, and so do we. Joseline says she needs to pick another g...

I’m back to recap “Joseline’s Cabaret Las Vegas.” Are you ready? Let’s get started! Episode Seven: “SHAKE SOMETHING” The episode starts with Joseline getting her hair and makeup done for the show that is occurring that night. Ballistic Beats comes to see what progress is being made on the glam and to inquire if she is excited about the upcoming show. And she is excited about this Las Vegas Grand Opening. Well Joseline told the girls that were not performing she would consider if they could attend the show or not. Well she thought about it, and decided against them coming and I for one do not blame her. They would have just found a way to take the spotlight off of the show and put it on them anyway. So according to Joseline the losers are staying back at the house because they are haters. Then Joseline brings up the pool party that she threw for the girls last episode. She told Ballistic about the argument brought up by Blckdiamond and Raven that included Amber, K.Kapri and Loll...

I’m back to recap “Joseline’s Cabaret Las Vegas.” Are you ready? Let’s get started! Episode Five: “1 vs 4” The episode starts where it left off last week. Joseline is with the five winners of the competition about to toast to their win but in the back of the club, K.Kapri and Ms. Wet Wet are fighting…whew! Ms. Wet Wet’s breasts are exposed, as usual, as she screams, “Cause you mad!” over and over again. Ms. Wet Wet does not have on her wig, this is a mess. Raven pulls Ms. Wet Wet’s wig off the floor and puts it on. For some reason, Blckdiamond hits Ms. Wet Wet, so they start fighting. K.Kapri runs up with Raven, so now multiple women are fighting Ms. Wet Wet. I just have a question for the girls….. Don’t yawl get tired of jumping people? Because I get tired of the fighting, especially the jumping! But back to this trifling recap… Security rushes in to get the ladies separated again, but Ms. Wet Wet and Blckdiamond are entangled by the couches. Ms. Wet Wet’s top is askew, half...

I’m back to recap “Joseline’s Cabaret Las Vegas.” Are you ready? Let’s get started! Episode Three: “Who Said Anything Was About Dancing” The episode starts where it left off last week. Joseline directs the girls to drag Gaia out of the house, and some of the girls start to beat Gaia Love… In her confessional Ms. Wet Wet says she felt Gaia Love deserved everything that she got because she should have never been running her mouth. Well by that same reasoning you deserved every bit of the whooping Amber put on you for running your mouth then right? I think Ms. Wet Wet be talking so much she doesn’t even realize when she is shading herself. She just talks to be heard and when she is not being heard she pulls down her top. It’s just dumb. Chanel Tso asks for clarification on what exactly Gaia said about Joseline. Joseline thanks the girls for dragging Gaia out of the house. Switch… Gaia is outside of the house telling production she needs her suitcase. She is ranting about the sho...